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if you dont know what it is you probably cant afford it
hey you want a zjob
whats that
if you dont know wat it is you probably cant afford it
zjob by darthredneck February 7, 2008
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When a girl is giving you head and hums during the act. Thus being a Z as in BUZZ job.
Potts gives Jamie all kinds of zjobs. What a taint neglector!
zjob by .69 - Team Tanked February 3, 2007
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If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
It's 10 for an h-job, 20 for a b-job and 50 for a Z job.
Z Job by TheSpacePope October 6, 2007
To get head while still asleep.
I thought I was dreaming, but i was actually receiving a z-job....zzzzzzz.
z-job by acoors June 7, 2007
recieving head while sleeping
i can't believe i didn't wake up while i was getting a z job!
z job by aye woody November 7, 2007
If you don't know. You can't afford it.
z job by xbuRx October 6, 2007
A Z Job is were you are recieving a blow job where the giver of the blow job is sleeping, also refered to as catching some zzz's, therefore a z job
Wow, my roommate gave me the best Z Job last night, haha and he always wakes up complaining about the bad taste in his mouth in the morning, what a fool.
Z Job by D 103 December 3, 2009
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