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To get head while still asleep.
I thought I was dreaming, but i was actually receiving a z-job....zzzzzzz.
z-job by acoors June 7, 2007
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When you get a rubber band and put it around your testicles. tie a knot, followed by sticking your ball-sack in a girls vagina, and your penis into their asshole (Or vice-versa.) :) and that's a Z-job
Dude, I was flirting with your girl all night, then I totally gave her a Z-job!
Z-Job by Mr Killjoy February 6, 2010
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Z-Job-
(1) Attempting to write a "Z" with ejaculate on a person or thing during orgasm. Sometimes called a Turbo Z-Job when the orgasm reached via prostate manipulation. Also called Sexy Zorro.
(2) Prostitute slang for the sexual act he once considered taboo, but now common place since drugs don't pay for themselves. Performance of their Z-Job usually coincides with the cessation of a whore's humanity making their murder a misdemeanor rather than a felony.
(3) A derogatory term applied to the translation/localization efforts applied to a foreign television show, usually Anime.
(1) The asshole cut me off so I followed him to his home and Z-Jobbed his car while he slept.
(2) Three guys in the butt while deep throating was my Z-Job, but Dealz McDruggs upped his prices and I needed my fix.
(3) Man, Bleach got totally Z-Jobbed by Funimation!
Z-Job by Crazyrynth October 20, 2010
When a girl bites a mans small toe off,then proceeds to give him head. At the moment before he ejaculates he pushes her head down causing her to vomit. Then with the three body liguids present(blood,cum,and vomit),they use them as lube and have sex.
I gave jimmy a Z-job last night.
Z-Job by Harold peterson November 14, 2011
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
It's 10 for an h-job, 20 for a b-job and 50 for a Z job.
Z Job by TheSpacePope October 6, 2007
recieving head while sleeping
i can't believe i didn't wake up while i was getting a z job!
z job by aye woody November 7, 2007
If you don't know. You can't afford it.
z job by xbuRx October 6, 2007
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