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To be slumped, passed out either from a high or drunk
Bitch be zirkled out on the couch
Zirkled by savannaseashell16 January 24, 2018
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v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days
I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.
Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012
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zirklejerk 

When a group of men stand around an individual and praise him for his excellence.
After the sauna we engaged in some vigorous kinesthetics followed by a good old-fashioned zirklejerk.
zirklejerk by r1ggolas January 25, 2011
a hairy person who is still sexy
Man that guy is zirkle
zirkle by tcl244225 May 3, 2008

Diamond Zirkle 

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.
Diamond Zirkle, she is a mega bitch.

Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"
Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013
When one is taken advantage of by another while (s)he is drunk.

To be subjected to a zirk.
“Last year at work

I was irked , I was zirked.”
- Lil Dicky

Girl at a party: Let me walk you home.
Drunk Guy: Sure :)
Sam: You’re about to get zirked bro.

Damn I can’t believe I got zirked last week.

I’m just looking for a guy to zirk
zirked by Kanye Fuckin' West August 14, 2017
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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