Zirkled 

To be slumped, passed out either from a high or drunk

Bitch be zirkled out on the couch

Zirkled by savannaseashell16 January 24, 2018

Zirkle 

v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days

I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.

Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012

zirklejerk 

When a group of men stand around an individual and praise him for his excellence.

After the sauna we engaged in some vigorous kinesthetics followed by a good old-fashioned zirklejerk.

zirklejerk by r1ggolas January 25, 2011

zirkle 

a hairy person who is still sexy

Man that guy is zirkle

zirkle by tcl244225 May 3, 2008

Diamond Zirkle 

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.

Diamond Zirkle, she is a mega bitch.

Diamond Zirkle by Anonymous54353 July 10, 2010

Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

zirked 

When one is taken advantage of by another while (s)he is drunk.

To be subjected to a zirk.

“Last year at work

I was irked , I was zirked.”
- Lil Dicky

Girl at a party: Let me walk you home.
Drunk Guy: Sure :)
Sam: You’re about to get zirked bro.

Damn I can’t believe I got zirked last week.

I’m just looking for a guy to zirk

zirked by Kanye Fuckin' West August 14, 2017