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v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days
I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.
Zirkle by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012
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zirklejerk 

When a group of men stand around an individual and praise him for his excellence.
After the sauna we engaged in some vigorous kinesthetics followed by a good old-fashioned zirklejerk.
zirklejerk by r1ggolas January 25, 2011
a hairy person who is still sexy
Man that guy is zirkle
zirkle by tcl244225 May 3, 2008

Diamond Zirkle 

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.

Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"
Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013
When one is taken advantage of by another while (s)he is drunk.

To be subjected to a zirk.
“Last year at work

I was irked , I was zirked.”
- Lil Dicky

Girl at a party: Let me walk you home.
Drunk Guy: Sure :)
Sam: You’re about to get zirked bro.

Damn I can’t believe I got zirked last week.

I’m just looking for a guy to zirk
zirked by Kanye Fuckin' West August 14, 2017
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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