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zipper man 

The degenerative name of Bucciarati's Stand: Sticky Fingers
Person A: "Hey, did you start JoJo part 5 yet?"

Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."

Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"

Person B: "Yeah, why?"

Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"
zipper man by MiserableFuck August 31, 2019
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Zipper Man 

Hoooo boy. On one hand, the name makes more sense than Sticky Fingers, but on the other, it just sounds ridiculous.
Ah yes, my favourite superhero, Zipper Man.
Zipper Man by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021
A nickname for that guy who is always checking his zipper to make sure it is zipped up.
That poor Zipperman, I’ve seen him compulsively checking his zipper, maybe upward of 100 times a day; some nightmare incident must be consuming his head!
Zipperman by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020

zippermonkey

a girl who likes sex,a girl who sleeps around alot
She is a real zippermonkey
zippermonkey by Newblood February 14, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026