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When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.
yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
by schwingschwongbyah April 23, 2011
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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