Pimpleapps's definitions

YouTube comments

As someone who has used the comments section for 5 years, it’s decent at best with some actual people with brain cells and bring up actual quality points. But that’s kinda hard to find. At worst it’s the most toxic heap of garbage. I would say it’s the worst, but Twitter exists, and loads of people there are idiots. The majority of people there are ignorant, assholes, manchildren, trolls (not even the funny kind) spammers, like beggars, annoying and idiots. You’ll either be pretty happy after reading them, or start thinking that humanity was a mistake.

The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.

YouTube comments. You’ll either like em, or wish you could bleach your memory.

by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021

Wry

Bisexual vampire uses it in a taunting manner to kill a buff man with a road roller and his son uses it as a war cry to display his hatred towards a man who makes mouldy chocolate.

Dio: Die Jotaro! WRYYYYY!!
Giorno: Fuck you asshole you ruined chocolate pudding for me! WRYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Gold Experience Requiem

It’s basically God. Also the physical definition of an Uno reverse card. Also sends you to a death loop. Just don’t fuck with it, or Giorno Giovanna.

Gold Experience Requiem: I’m basically god motherfucker.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Green Tea

It’s either the actual tea, or it’s by far the silliest localised stand name of all time. How do you make tea threatening!?

Green Tea’s quicky secret.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Opinion

It’s like your asshole, everyone has one (at least you should have one.) Sometimes however, you should keep certain opinions to yourself, lest you get bombarded with hate or all the slurs in the dictionary.

Say an opinion on politics, and people will feast on you like a pack of wolves.

by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021

Zipper Man

Hoooo boy. On one hand, the name makes more sense than Sticky Fingers, but on the other, it just sounds ridiculous.

Ah yes, my favourite superhero, Zipper Man.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Twitter

...don’t.

Twitter, You don’t need it to be happy. Trust me.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021