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zip up his pants when you done
zip up his pants when you done by Zip up my pants bitch April 21, 2023
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zip up hood
sweatshirt with a zipper in the hood. when zipped all the way up, it keeps smoke in when taking a hit inside the jacket.
zip up hood by j0jwjejwj0w March 4, 2008
zip up his pants when you done
A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.
Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"
zip up his pants when you done by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023
zip up the cheese
zip up the cheese by Ionyskye October 17, 2009
zip it up and zip it out
A saying used to say goodbye to what is usually a caucasian business man with no knowledge of slang in order to confound and embarrass them.
George: "So that'll close off the deal? Great. You have a good weekend Dave."
Dave: "Aight man, zip it up and zip it out!"
George: "Uhh...zippity doo dah! bye bye!"
Dave: "Aight man, zip it up and zip it out!"
George: "Uhh...zippity doo dah! bye bye!"
zip it up and zip it out by PJake January 5, 2004
Zip 'em up
Zip 'em up by Pat from Hell's Kitchen December 17, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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