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A buff Malaysian teenager who loves to play games. Has a great sense of humor and friendly personality. However does not want to admit that he has a massive throbbing boner for Qiao. He has recently lost the interest to talk to her and it makes her sad and whine everyday.

Qiao: " Bruce, why won't zilek talk to me?? I'm so sad right now!!"
Bruce: " Shut the fuck up."

zilek by brucethemidget December 11, 2019

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Zizek Syndrome

The act of sniffing one's nose profusely, named after its first diagnosed case Slavoj Zizek.

Dude 1 - This nigga is nasty.
Dude 2 - Why?
Dude 1- Cause this bitch always sniffing his nose, he has such a Zizek Syndrome.

Zizek Syndrome by ILikeDefiningThings August 16, 2018

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zileeka

A very shy young girl but can be very dashing and surprising.
In a language, Zileeka means "beautiful flower"
but be careful around this one, her beauty and personality WILL make you stare.

girl #1 : what's your name?
girl #2 : Zileeka :)
girl #1 : wooooow :O
girl #2 : What?
girl #1 : *stares for the longest time*

zileeka by Jaelynn. December 2, 2011

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Zulekha

The most badass bitch, shes very hot and gorgeous she can have a lot of friends but she chooses not to. Shes very talented, smart, funny and everything you can dream about. Shes really kind and caring ;).

Zulekha's Queen Periodt.

Zulekha by Totally not a zulekha,Anonymos January 6, 2021

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zilen

a very interseting person

that guy is zilen.

zilen by Bocaj95 July 7, 2010

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Zilean

A faggot in league that gets two lives and can level people up.

Call Zilean The Zilster

Zilean by ImTheRealCamper October 30, 2016

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zuleka

Is the most beautiful human being that deserves all the love and attention on this world.Everyome loves her and her friends are always by her side.She is so pretty and people tell her that everyday.She will being herself down and not take selfies because she thinks she's ugly but she really isn't.She will tease her mates for liking someone which is funny because she may have a guy on her mind.We love and and I don't know what I would do without her.

I love you zuleka ❤

zuleka by Zoellazzzz October 20, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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