Definitions by ILikeDefiningThings
Snitchophobia
When a dumbass nigga will let anything slide because he doesn't want to snitch. A person with snitchophobia would rather see a man get murdered and their community go to shit before they ever tell the proper authorities.
Reasonable Person - Yes officer, I saw the suspect kidnap the little girl right there, he had a gun, was about 6ft 1, pale as fuck...
Person with Snitchophobia - REEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGA? SNITCHES GET STITCHES REEEEEEEEEEE!
Person with Snitchophobia - REEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGA? SNITCHES GET STITCHES REEEEEEEEEEE!
Snitchophobia by ILikeDefiningThings December 19, 2018
fortune cookie wisdom
When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.
Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.
fortune cookie wisdom by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018
Border High
When someone from a poor country moves into a rich country and forgets their previous poor status. They begin to recklessly spend money on dumb expensive shit or ask other people for money to buy dumb shit. Bonus points if they develop a superiority complex.
Dude 1 - Dude did you hear about the new guy from (insert poor country), he bought 800$ Gucci Shoes!
Dude 2 - Yeah, I would feel bad about his border high, but he is an arrogant dick.
Dude 2 - Yeah, I would feel bad about his border high, but he is an arrogant dick.
Border High by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018
Zizek Syndrome
Dude 1 - This nigga is nasty.
Dude 2 - Why?
Dude 1- Cause this bitch always sniffing his nose, he has such a Zizek Syndrome.
Dude 2 - Why?
Dude 1- Cause this bitch always sniffing his nose, he has such a Zizek Syndrome.
Zizek Syndrome by ILikeDefiningThings August 16, 2018