2 definitions by brucethemidget
Qiao is a shy and timid girl who rarely shows up to school because she would rather stay home and play video games. She wouldn't admit it, but she has a massive lady boner for a certain someone she plays counter strike with. His name may or may not start with a Z. She becomes the noisiest motherfucker when he doesn't come online to talk to her and will spend fucking HOURS whining about it to arguably her best friend, Bruce. He cannot tolerate her shit anymore and will take his revenge on her by posting a definition on UrbanDictionary. She really hopes nobody important sees this ;))
Bruce: "Qiao, I'm going to post this on Urban Dictionary, ok?"
Qiao: " Nooooo! NOO! NO! Don't do it! No, dude, no! Don't do it."
*giggling*
"What the.. Stop it, dude, stop. It's not funny, what the hell"
Qiao: " Nooooo! NOO! NO! Don't do it! No, dude, no! Don't do it."
*giggling*
"What the.. Stop it, dude, stop. It's not funny, what the hell"
by brucethemidget December 11, 2019
A buff Malaysian teenager who loves to play games. Has a great sense of humor and friendly personality. However does not want to admit that he has a massive throbbing boner for Qiao. He has recently lost the interest to talk to her and it makes her sad and whine everyday.
by brucethemidget December 11, 2019