zeuski

zeuski is a person who begs for money on discord, and is a broke bum who needs to get a job.

A Zeuski has to be 25+ years old, live with his mother & have a dead child

Zeuski? who would ever want to be that guy.

by ZeuskisDeadKid June 23, 2024

zeusig

zeusig means that something is really really cool... it's like the god Zeus himself.

Wow that are some really zeusig shoes!

by FancySuit June 28, 2009

zekski

A so-called "cal-invite" player in Call of Duty, who talks a lot of crap to other players, even though he backs it up with hacks. He is trying to be a guido but sits at his computer all day and cannot be good at Counter Strike Source. He does not compare to dvsn. If you wear sweatbands, gelled hair, and fake tans like zekski aka fez, your automatically bad.

an example of zekski would be a guido, usually in the new jersey/new york area, that plays games but constantly fails due to the lack of personality and life.

by Jacob Williams November 7, 2007

Zeusism

Zeusism = the debasion of negativity, criticism, and replacing it with positivity and praise. In a world of yin and yang, we are removing yang from the equation. We are changing our universe by cleansing our individual lives of all negative forces. It's bigger than me and you, this is true philosophy.

Ever since I started practicing Zeusism, I don't care what people think. I don't care when they call me a stoner, or a tool, or comment on my two girlfriends. I just look up and say, "I'm Zeused ^_^"

by Zeus92 May 1, 2011

Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

by Daft Clown June 6, 2014

Zeussin

Feeling so good on drugs that you feel like a Greek God

I just snorted some oxycontin, I'm zeussin like a motherfucker

by Dowii October 22, 2010

Zuski

To get hit by a inanimate object with enough force to cause swelling of the testicles

The boy was in an awful amount of pain after he got zuskied by a baseball.

by kylemanlaflare April 22, 2013