zeuski

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zeuski is a person who begs for money on discord, and is a broke bum who needs to get a job.

A Zeuski has to be 25+ years old, live with his mother & have a dead child

Zeuski? who would ever want to be that guy.

zeuski by ZeuskisDeadKid June 23, 2024

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zeusig

zeusig means that something is really really cool... it's like the god Zeus himself.

Wow that are some really zeusig shoes!

zeusig by FancySuit June 28, 2009

Related Words

zeuski • Zeus Kill • Zeusian • Zeusing • Zuski • zedski • zekski • zenski • zeskite • Zeusianity

zekski

A so-called "cal-invite" player in Call of Duty, who talks a lot of crap to other players, even though he backs it up with hacks. He is trying to be a guido but sits at his computer all day and cannot be good at Counter Strike Source. He does not compare to dvsn. If you wear sweatbands, gelled hair, and fake tans like zekski aka fez, your automatically bad.

an example of zekski would be a guido, usually in the new jersey/new york area, that plays games but constantly fails due to the lack of personality and life.

zekski by Jacob Williams November 7, 2007

Zeusism

Zeusism = the debasion of negativity, criticism, and replacing it with positivity and praise. In a world of yin and yang, we are removing yang from the equation. We are changing our universe by cleansing our individual lives of all negative forces. It's bigger than me and you, this is true philosophy.

Ever since I started practicing Zeusism, I don't care what people think. I don't care when they call me a stoner, or a tool, or comment on my two girlfriends. I just look up and say, "I'm Zeused ^_^"

Zeusism by Zeus92 May 1, 2011

Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

Zeusing by Daft Clown June 6, 2014

Zeussin

Feeling so good on drugs that you feel like a Greek God

I just snorted some oxycontin, I'm zeussin like a motherfucker

Zeussin by Dowii October 22, 2010

Zuski

To get hit by a inanimate object with enough force to cause swelling of the testicles

The boy was in an awful amount of pain after he got zuskied by a baseball.

Zuski by kylemanlaflare April 22, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026