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A so-called "cal-invite" player in Call of Duty, who talks a lot of crap to other players, even though he backs it up with hacks. He is trying to be a guido but sits at his computer all day and cannot be good at Counter Strike Source. He does not compare to dvsn. If you wear sweatbands, gelled hair, and fake tans like zekski aka fez, your automatically bad.
an example of zekski would be a guido, usually in the new jersey/new york area, that plays games but constantly fails due to the lack of personality and life.
zekski by Jacob Williams November 7, 2007
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A quick, discrete name for pointing out polish people or other foreign europeans. The name is derived from Polish language seemingly consisting purely of 'z' and 'ski's.
Just when there's a new girl at work and you're notifying your coworker so you can go birdwatching.
'Dude, check out the topside(breasts) on that zedski!'
'Shit, I'd bend that over'
zedski by Pete Shotter May 13, 2007
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zekski • zedski • zekekink • Zeksi • zenski • zeskite • zeuski • zen skin • Zeus Kill

zekekink 

a super hot and seggsy female who should watch movies with me *lip bite*
Wow, zekekink is super seggsy and hot!
zekekink by kthatskindaweird March 22, 2021
loves to help people, sweetest guy on earth. very smart, nice and sexy. irrisistable, best friend you could ever get. honest, loyal trustworthy. loves to help people out for the attention. Zeksi loves everyone and everything, if he doesn't love you, you're an asshole. FUNNEST person with the BEST sense of humor. Makes you pee your pants.
Girls: you are so hot!
Zeksi: i know
Zeksi by Jshsvsgsgsvaba November 21, 2021
You little zeskite
zeskite by Zeskite June 7, 2022
zeuski is a person who begs for money on discord, and is a broke bum who needs to get a job.

A Zeuski has to be 25+ years old, live with his mother & have a dead child
Zeuski? who would ever want to be that guy.
zeuski by ZeuskisDeadKid June 23, 2024
The boss of the internet. The one and only king of discord. This person isn't a skid and is a top notch coder that writes in c++ and lua. He's the owner of multiple slaves (shuskid, luxzskid, erenayskid, eurooskid.)
Yooo have u heard about zenski?

Yh obviously hes the most known in com
zenski by zzz1337 July 26, 2024
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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