A so-called "cal-invite" player in Call of Duty, who talks a lot of crap to other players, even though he backs it up with hacks. He is trying to be a guido but sits at his computer all day and cannot be good at Counter Strike Source. He does not compare to dvsn. If you wear sweatbands, gelled hair, and fake tans like zekski aka fez, your automatically bad.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods