zeusig

zeusig means that something is really really cool... it's like the god Zeus himself.

Wow that are some really zeusig shoes!

by FancySuit June 28, 2009

Zeusism

Zeusism = the debasion of negativity, criticism, and replacing it with positivity and praise. In a world of yin and yang, we are removing yang from the equation. We are changing our universe by cleansing our individual lives of all negative forces. It's bigger than me and you, this is true philosophy.

Ever since I started practicing Zeusism, I don't care what people think. I don't care when they call me a stoner, or a tool, or comment on my two girlfriends. I just look up and say, "I'm Zeused ^_^"

by Zeus92 May 1, 2011

Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

by Daft Clown June 6, 2014

Zeusianity

Zeusianity is a small religion that believes in the teachings, attitudes, actions, achievements and failures of Zeus. Zeus is basically a greek god because nothing bad ever happens to him and he is an exceptional student. He gets good grades and is very athletic. I have been an obsessive follower in Zeusianity since I was 11 years old and since the time I've know Zeus he has only fallen embarrassingly once in his life. He is always ahead of everyone which is why I was following him for such a long time. However things started to shift once I realized how horrible of a person Zeus really is. DO.NOT.TRUST.HIM. He hates women and treats them with little respect. So if you're apart of Zeusianity, suck it.

"Yes I recently joined Zeusianity this year! He is so amazing and I love how he-" *gets punched in the face*

by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 May 18, 2021

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 4, 2006

Zeusian

A Zeusian is an honest and kind person. He/she loves adventures, a risk-taker at the same time. A Zeusian's mood changes without prior notice. A Zeusian is also a crazy sexual being, always looking for a possible mate but fails most of the time. A Zeusian's life is more on showing awesomeness and of course, wholesomeness to the world.

Person X : Have you seen the words printed on my shirt? It says "Be honest, be wholesome, be (a) model."
Person Y: That is so lame. They could have printed "Be a Zeusian" instead. The term Zeusian sums it all, you know.

Person X: Yeah right Person Y.

by kanooch October 11, 2011

Zeusing

the act of impregnating multiple people in real life or fiction without regard for who that person is, or the consequences of impregnating them.

Mark: hey you hear about that bastard joe?
James: you mean the guy that's been Zeusing all the ladies in town?
Mark: yeah that's the guy, wanna beat the crap out of him with me?
James: sure!

by doctor no not doing that October 4, 2020