Zeusianity

Zeusianity is a small religion that believes in the teachings, attitudes, actions, achievements and failures of Zeus. Zeus is basically a greek god because nothing bad ever happens to him and he is an exceptional student. He gets good grades and is very athletic. I have been an obsessive follower in Zeusianity since I was 11 years old and since the time I've know Zeus he has only fallen embarrassingly once in his life. He is always ahead of everyone which is why I was following him for such a long time. However things started to shift once I realized how horrible of a person Zeus really is. DO.NOT.TRUST.HIM. He hates women and treats them with little respect. So if you're apart of Zeusianity, suck it.

"Yes I recently joined Zeusianity this year! He is so amazing and I love how he-" *gets punched in the face*

Zeusianity by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 May 18, 2021

[Zeusality] 

Zeusality : Is a Pet that takes on human like behavior and exudes it to their fullest potential.

Used in a sentence: Awe your pet exudes a lot of Zeusality.

Zuesality human like traits such as :

Humor, Practical Joker, sad/happy, A.D.D, Farting & claming it, annoying (Like Donkey from Shrek), Smiles ear to ear, Snorts, tender/cuddly, good listening skills, nosey, Imitations & sound effects( like Chewbacca ) affectionate, needy, voices opinion, shows contempt with a big sigh, swimming, diving for rocks, tug a war, tree dragging, playing pooh sticks, doesn't listen/tunes you out, tantrums, needs affection 24/7, Always happy to see you, plays hide & seek, delusional over weight, size & age (doesn’t know they’re 100lbs, has a rock head & bulldozer body. They don’t know they’re not lap dogs), wants everything you have, wears clothes, immature/whiney, has sported eyebrows, eats panties (SAY WHATTTT) , Rides in the car on the dash or in your lap, Makes a couch explode into shreds, loves you and everyone you introduce them to(not full-proof) Thinks they’re a Super Hero’s by sporting a receiving blanket (or used to keep warm), Intuitive & clairvoyant both work hand in hand, Loyalty, They never want to leave you by choice. Being clairvoyant and intuitive they know when it’s time to bid you farewell. But not without conveying in their special way that they Love YOU & will always be inside your heart and memories. R.I.P. Fatboy/Pooh 2003-2010

[Zeusality] by Kiki_H November 22, 2011

zensanity 

this kid plays like 23 hours a day every other week and watches sen tenz clutching compilations the other weeks.

omg zensanity get some sunlight..

zensanity by wijayanumber1fan November 29, 2022