Zephyrhills 

A town an hour northeast of Tampa, FL. It is the City of Pure Water and the home of Zephyrhills Water Co. Its main population is derived from Retirees living in trailer parks that come down for the winter, these are called Snowbirds. These seasonal folk literally triple the population from the months of October to March. The normal population of the town hate them.

The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.

If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.

My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.

Person 1: It's such a nice day outside. Why don't we go take a drive through Zephyrhills?

Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.

Zephyrhills by Anna Strait April 14, 2008

Zephyrhills 

A shitty little town where 15 thousand old people live and dwell. There is nothing to do and it smells like chicken shit.

Zephyrhills smells like chicken shit.

Zephyrhills by Brett Snyder September 14, 2006

Zephyrhills 

Zephyrhills is a small town located in the center of the state of Florida. Let me tell you all about the "lovely" people that live here. Basically, 13 year old girls walk around in slutty clothes, have a new boyfriend every week, have sex all day, smoke weed, drink, and talk shit. The only places that we have are Zephyrhills Park, the Bowling alley, the movies, and that's about it. The guys smoke weed, drink all day, have sex, skateboard, and hit on girls. It's always hot and the police is always around picking on the kids. The adults live in trailers all day and don't give a damn about their kids doing stupid things. The kids go to some shit schools that have the colors as orange and black. The teachers don't give a damn and the students fail all the classes basically. It's a shit town and if you actually like living in Zephyrhills,I have no idea how you can stand it. It smells bad. The only reason why someone would know about Zephyrhills is because of either... a.) the water bottle that says "Zephyrhills water" b.) rumors about sluts. If you ever end up in Zephyrhills, save your ass and get out! Go to Tampa, it's better.

Person 1: Let's go to Zephyrhills!
Person 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's a shit hole and I don't want some sleazy sluts hitting on me.

Zephyrhills by ppnacup July 19, 2012

Zephyrhills High School

A public high school in Zephyrhills, Florida. The colors are orange and white. The mascot is the Bulldogs. The yearbook is called Zephilsco, the Newspaper is called The Paw Print. The school is known for it's redneck nature.

Person 1~ Hey, Do you go to Zephyrhills High School?

Person 2~ Nah, I ain't no hick!

Zephyrhills High School by UnfortunatelyfromHicktown January 27, 2011

zephryhills 

A small town located toward southern Florida, this ghetto town has many drug abusers, along with rednecks, and old people. If you turn a corner in this town and don't find a dumb fuck redneck, you're not in Zephryhills. The local bowling alley is filled with little kids who have nothing to do with their lives. The local movie theater is the nastiest building in existence, kids have sex in there, do drugs, chew tobacco, and every Friday you'll see a group of whores and Mexicans hanging out back of the movie theater.

Zephryhillls
Nick: You wanna go to Zephryhills?
Josh: You mean that town that's filled with inbred rednecks and assholes? Fuck no, I'd rather shit in my shoe and call it a town.

zephryhills by Skaterdude1993 August 9, 2016

zephyrhillian 

The most highest class of tweaker that rides a mongoose amongst the town of zephyrhills constantly searching for WiFi an most commonly hanging out in a thrift store dumpster these ppl are also known as natives if u ever encounter. One of these ppl lock ur doors an hide all women an children an all flashlights. Paint markers an coloring books

Omg all my friends are zephyrhillians

zephyrhillian by Bongwayoflife September 8, 2022