A town an hour northeast of Tampa, FL. It is the City of Pure Water and the home of Zephyrhills Water Co. Its main population is derived from Retirees living in trailer parks that come down for the winter, these are called Snowbirds. These seasonal folk literally triple the population from the months of October to March. The normal population of the town hate them.
The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.
If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.
My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.
The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.
If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.
My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.
Person 1: It's such a nice day outside. Why don't we go take a drive through Zephyrhills?
Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.
Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.
by Anna Strait April 11, 2008
A shitty little town where 15 thousand old people live and dwell. There is nothing to do and it smells like chicken shit.
by Brett Snyder September 14, 2006
Zephyrhills is a small town located in the center of the state of Florida. Let me tell you all about the "lovely" people that live here. Basically, 13 year old girls walk around in slutty clothes, have a new boyfriend every week, have sex all day, smoke weed, drink, and talk shit. The only places that we have are Zephyrhills Park, the Bowling alley, the movies, and that's about it. The guys smoke weed, drink all day, have sex, skateboard, and hit on girls. It's always hot and the police is always around picking on the kids. The adults live in trailers all day and don't give a damn about their kids doing stupid things. The kids go to some shit schools that have the colors as orange and black. The teachers don't give a damn and the students fail all the classes basically. It's a shit town and if you actually like living in Zephyrhills,I have no idea how you can stand it. It smells bad. The only reason why someone would know about Zephyrhills is because of either... a.) the water bottle that says "Zephyrhills water" b.) rumors about sluts. If you ever end up in Zephyrhills, save your ass and get out! Go to Tampa, it's better.
Person 1: Let's go to Zephyrhills!
Person 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's a shit hole and I don't want some sleazy sluts hitting on me.
Person 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's a shit hole and I don't want some sleazy sluts hitting on me.
by ppnacup July 15, 2012
A public high school in Zephyrhills, Florida. The colors are orange and white. The mascot is the Bulldogs. The yearbook is called Zephilsco, the Newspaper is called The Paw Print. The school is known for it's redneck nature.
by UnfortunatelyfromHicktown January 27, 2011