zershing

Half-assing your way through something, and still succeeding.

Student: I totally zershed through honors biology.
Friend: God, I am so bad at zershing. I fail all my classes when I do.

by thecrazyperson March 7, 2008

Zeeshing

To be completely wrecked on a copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax.

"wow, Greg, Woodsy and Garrett are totally zeeshing right now. They are faded"

by garyRX October 11, 2011

zelshing

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons

I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.

by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024