zeljko
zeljko by gdsfgbdxbsedg May 27, 2008
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Zeljko
A man who puts his life savings on 36 red at the casino like a pure scum. He drinks soda water to act like he’s better than society but everyone knows it’s a lie.
I used to know a zeljko once, he told me to follow him to the casino and I left with a new mortgage on my house.
Zeljko by hahapain123 November 24, 2021
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zeljko • Željko • zeljko sasic • Zeljko Tomic • Željko Budak • Željko Mitrovič • zelkova • Zeljka • Zeljovac • zelko
Zeljko.
loves to help people, sweetest guy on earth. very smart, nice and sexy. irrisistable, best friend you could ever get. honest, loyal trustworthy. loves to help people out for the attention. Zeljko loves everyone and everything, if he doesn't love you, you're an asshole. FUNNEST person with the BEST sense of humor. Makes you pee your pants.
Željko
Željko by Someone.you.dont.know❤️ May 21, 2021
Željko
Željko is a male name in Serbia and Croatia. Dudes with this name are usually intelligent, so much so that it borders on crazy. His humor is darker than your black non-sugar coffee. Beware his beautiful eyes. He sees everything, analizes even the little nervous tick you have in your pinky toe and therefore is a know-it-all. Besides that, he enjoyes debates and seizes every opportunity to prove you wrong and in the end is gloriously victorious. Pride that Željko carries on his back is no match for anyone. He is loyal to that one girl who he deems worthy of his heart and soul. For her, he would even go wasted at 1AM to another city just to see her for one day. For her, he shows his sweet side that no one ever saw. He is also a bullshit magician which means that he can talk his way out of any situation. He is so skilled in bullshit-talking that he can persuade a thief not to rob him. If you get a Željko in your life, prepare to laugh till you die. Also, don't make him talk about emotions. He will cringe to death.
Zeljko Tomic
The biggest Croatian fuck you will ever meet. His pubes somehow migrated to his head, as well as his penis. But u can’t see it because it is microscopically small. His favorite past time is jacking off on goats on his grandmas farm.
Zeljko Tomic by Bigpapa4568 June 4, 2019
zeljko sasic
zeljko sasic by lelelel November 20, 2013
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