Zelka 

LOUD!!! Bruh this woman has soo much volume its MADNESS. She smokes like a chimney ion even know where tf she gets the lung capacity to be so LOUD. Tall af too and you could literally die in her eyes. I dont understand how people can leave her alone tho, zelka is a massive vibe <3

1, Yo bro who got you smilin like that...
2, Yeah, Zelka blocked me AGAIN

3, Dumbass Sunflower

4, Zelka is fine...like foine ong I would-
5,Sandrine lowkey stalks zelka as a hobby :)

Zelka by sun_madz December 5, 2021

zelka 

A Zelka is someone who has a sister that eats cereal; you also have bad luck and herpies

Jonah Zelkah

zelka by Josh Mintz February 14, 2019

Zelka 

Stubborn, Impulsive, beautiful and brave and above all, Zelka is a Mother.

1. I didn't think someone so tall could continue to grow so much everyday (this isnt about height)

2. Zelka is the best part of any day if you ask me

Zelka by sun_madz August 22, 2024

zelkam 

A mentally impaired furry that watches anime in all of their free time.

Jacksfilms is a Zelkam.

zelkam by ZelkTheElk November 8, 2018

Zelal 

Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!

Fake hoe 1 - " wow look at Zelal she's stealing my man !"

Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "

Zelal by Cry.. September 27, 2019

Zeldar 

Zeldar is a curious dude and also the President of planet Beldar or "Deldar". Zeldar tells the story of his first encounter with weed. He is also a family man. The prophecy also reveals the establishement of Wal-Mart on his home planet.

I have kids /
I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field /
Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough /
So I cough and I puff on the Green leafy stuff I found in the field

Devin the Dude - Zeldar

Zeldar by redredeyeseyes May 4, 2010

Zelda 

NOT the Hylian dude you play as with the green hat and tunic. The actual princess that you save.

Link, you must go find Princess Zelda!

Zelda by NattyPatty October 13, 2015