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zeroth world problem

Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.
"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."
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Zebratic 

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt
Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you
Zebratic by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020
An animal made from cross-breeding a horse and a zebra.
zebroid by lkjh869 October 16, 2010

Zebratard 

A mythical creature that is half pig, half eagle, and half zebra (1/2+1/2+1/2=3/2= improper fraction). 1 1/2 of a creature. it is very rare and a graceful dancer. Also, it is Gay!!!
Hey, guys, look at that zebratard!!
Zebratard by Fat Zack December 17, 2008
A person who writes a blog that nobody reads, thus 0 comments are made.
Hi, I am a Zerotard and nobody reads my blog :(

This Blog has 0 comments. How Zerotarded.
Zerotard by DS-Schism November 9, 2006
The act of placing one's mouth against someone's flesh and blowing. Typically, it is necessary to create a firm seal and add a little saliva to produce the desired "fart" sound.
"Dude! Bethany just gave me the wettest zerbot ever. It sounded like I was farting out of my shoulder."
zerbot by nightonthequad June 11, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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