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the word "zamn" but the "n" is replaced with "mers"

basically a goofy ass way of saying "wowzers".
person 1: yo! look at that 12 year old chick right there!

person 2: zammers ๐Ÿ˜
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dude i totally bombed that zammer
zammer by k8ster November 8, 2007

Zammerdoodle 

I โ€œguyโ€ who has a melon head, thinks Lebum was better than Jordan and doesnโ€™t like Garth Brooks but loves Chris Gaines.
โ€œWhat a melon headed zammerdoodle that guy isโ€
Zammerdoodle by William J. Abernathy December 10, 2021

Zammered 

I got Zammered last night with my pals, and relived our best "Mc and Dickin" stories
Zammered by Richard Dangles April 13, 2020
Noun (male)
Origin: Austrian
one who enjoys putting wieners, cocks, penises, etc in his mouth
I though he was a cool dude, but then he tried to put my wiener in his mouth...as such he is a zausmer.
zausmer by dudebro987654321 January 21, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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