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the word "zamn" but the "n" is replaced with "mers"

basically a goofy ass way of saying "wowzers".
person 1: yo! look at that 12 year old chick right there!

person 2: zammers 😍
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dude i totally bombed that zammer
zammer by k8ster November 8, 2007

Zammerdoodle 

I β€œguy” who has a melon head, thinks Lebum was better than Jordan and doesn’t like Garth Brooks but loves Chris Gaines.
β€œWhat a melon headed zammerdoodle that guy is”
Zammerdoodle by William J. Abernathy December 10, 2021

Zammered 

I got Zammered last night with my pals, and relived our best "Mc and Dickin" stories
Zammered by Richard Dangles April 13, 2020
Noun (male)
Origin: Austrian
one who enjoys putting wieners, cocks, penises, etc in his mouth
I though he was a cool dude, but then he tried to put my wiener in his mouth...as such he is a zausmer.
zausmer by dudebro987654321 January 21, 2011