zausmer Share definition Flag Noun (male) Origin: Austrian one who enjoys putting wieners, cocks, penises, etc in his mouth I though he was a cool dude, but then he tried to put my wiener in his mouth...as such he is a zausmer. zausmer by dudebro987654321 January 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the zausmer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch