zammers 

the word "zamn" but the "n" is replaced with "mers"

basically a goofy ass way of saying "wowzers".

person 1: yo! look at that 12 year old chick right there!

person 2: zammers 😍

zammers by ogre emperor 👹 March 21, 2023

Zampers 

Large Breasts, used when referring to a female with very large breasts.

That girl has got ZAMPERS!!!

Zampers by 3rd Earl January 28, 2007

Zampers 

Zampers...
aka Zamps

Reference to a females breasts... especially large breasts.

When referring to a fat bloke with man boobs you can call them Manpers.

"Rare check out the zamps blud"...
"ZAMPERS!!!" (pointing at a huge pair of tits)...

Zampers by ldndon March 16, 2008

zammer 

an exam or examination

dude i totally bombed that zammer

zammer by k8ster November 8, 2007

big zimmers 

A big deal; important. Something everyone should know, and that - by default - one should assume all others know.

Person 1: Do you know whether Bella and Sash are still dating?
Person 2: I didn't know they were together at all. I thought Sash was gay.
Person 1: Of course they were dating! Their relationship was really big zimmers.

big zimmers by zimmers123123 March 30, 2011

Zammerdoodle 

I “guy” who has a melon head, thinks Lebum was better than Jordan and doesn’t like Garth Brooks but loves Chris Gaines.

“What a melon headed zammerdoodle that guy is”

Zammerdoodle by William J. Abernathy December 10, 2021

Zammered 

The combination of getting hammered on Zoom

I got Zammered last night with my pals, and relived our best "Mc and Dickin" stories

Zammered by Richard Dangles April 13, 2020