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when you cannot see straight anymore and start to slur your words.
"I was so zerious at that party last night."
zerious by Brown Cow12345 September 9, 2009
What is a Zarius?: He generally likes girls with great personalities and is very friendly to all people has amazing friends, and is open to talk to anyone. He respects everyone, and does not judge. BUT he is very picky about his soul mate, and likes to get to know them very well before committing.

His favorite color is white.

Hes a bad ass White kid, with intelligence and dreams. This kid is Pimp-in.
That zarius really knows how to hold a conversation, damn he can talk a lot!
Zarius by unicornmuncher123 January 27, 2011

Zarrious 

Feel like murdering your family and then plundering into insanity after the biggest waste of time of research ever? Well, then you are a Zarrious! Zarrious is at first a loyal but angsty character, but as they get used to the group they reside in, they become a bit more open. Cracking a few jokes here and there, perhaps killing one or two people in the process, but all for the sake of a good joke.

Be prepared as if you become a Zarrious you will be killed by your son in the most cinematic and heart warming way, and also be fucked over by a horned piece of undeniably irritating shit. Sometimes can be loyal, and is very resourceful/persistent. Be wary of a Zarrious, they're unpredictable.

P.s. Loves Vegetables
"Very bold my Lord." "Did you just say bald? Insulting worm, how dare you insult the Dark Lord." "My apologize, Zarrious."
Zarrious by That White One May 28, 2018
The most sexy guy you'll ever meet. Super good looking, understanding, and amazing in bed. Aside from his breathtaking looks, Zarius has the best personality and always tries to help others. He has a hot body and is very picky about his future . You will fall in love instantly with him and won't let go. Get you a Zarius.
Popular Guy: Who's that?
Girl: New guy... so fucking sexy.
Popular Guy: Uh hello I'm right here.
Girl: He's such a Zarius.
Zarius by a normal girl ;) January 3, 2019

Cunt-a-zarous 

A person who is such a big cunt, that he get's upgraded to a cunt-a-zarous. Ranked as the number 1 curse word in the cunt category. Number 3 is the normal "Cunt" which is behind the word "Thundercunt".
I hate you. You're a cunt-a-zarous
Cunt-a-zarous by Ansaos April 25, 2013
Zarius is naturally a vary sexy person and loves light skins with bracers and an attractive personality//Tãyãñã
Omg Zarius is super sexy
Zarius by Z-air-reis May 15, 2018