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A reanimated corpse of an extra terrestrial life-form or a life-form with unknown origins.

I.E. A Necromorph can be classified as a Zalien.
Man could look up at the stars and dream of a frontier that withheld wisdom and discoveries beyond that of anything imaginable, until they discovered that there are freaking zaliens. You don't screw around with zaliens. Zombies are one thing, but zaliens create a whole new level of NOPE.
zalien by Bhr0kin September 17, 2014
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A person who abuses people who he believes are under him in status.
You don't want to work for that guy, he is a real Zapien.
Zapien by rorozco May 8, 2010
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"Zalinki" is the name given to an ancient North American tribe that has since been erased off the face of the earth by early settlers and colonizers. The Zalinki, although only a small group of people, managed to create their own society much quicker than most, even inventing tools that wouldn’t be seen commonly until decades later. They were known for their artistic endeavours, including a wide variety of mediums by which they expressed their very complex array of emotions; ranging from existential dread to utter despair. The members of this community were known to dwell igloos for exceptional amounts of time, consume unhealthy amounts of processed food and practice several unspeakable acts of dismemberment as part of rituals in their religion. This religion involved the belief in a mystical entity also named Zalinki, that is rumored to still wander the earth today. Maybe a blessing or a curse, some few claim to have sighted Zalinki, reporting feelings of "rebirth both of heart and soul". Despite the unlikely existence of this entity, this tribe forever remains a timeless fragment of the past, kept under lock and key among the bottomless depths of our memories, destined to one day escape its harrowing prison
"What are you doing Zalinki? Zalinki!? What are you doing? Why do you hate yourself? Why did you abandon your friends? Zalinki!? What are you- What are you doing? ... What the fuck are you doing?"
Zalinki by Isosceles December 26, 2020
A person who is born in the human race, but does not like the human race. A human that does not like the way humans are and/or the way humans have to live.
I am Zalinia because of the way the world is today.
zalinia by Yung Secrets December 10, 2018
Noun: The name of a person who is commonly known as the apex of coolness, sexiness and awesomeness combined. It is an extremely rare person who is an honour to be around.
"I'm going to hang out with Zalen today." This is a privilege experienced by a very select group of people.
Zalen by Zaaay :P July 14, 2010

Zelienople 

A sleepy little town approximately 18 miles north of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Hey baby, wanna hook up at Strand Theater in Zeli (Zelienople) tonight?
Zelienople by Griffin Schultz March 12, 2011
the act of being compassionate beyond all reason.
Also, The Act Of Being Completly and overwhelmingly awesome.
" My Boyfriend Is So Zavien! "

:D
zavien by Damn Secret. April 4, 2008