zangel 

Masterbaiting to a printed picture

Im gonna go print a picture of Jesus and zangel

zangel by Jearal herzertern July 7, 2022

Zanged 

To be ripped off. Making a profit out of someone's loss. Usually drug related

Bob: I just bought a zoot for £15 from my dealer
Steven: No way bro! You've been zanged, a zoot is only worth £5

Zanged by Essig December 21, 2016

zangle 

1. A computer application accessible to students, parents, and teachers for viewing student profiles, classroom news, attendance data, grades, etc.

2. A synonym for "penis".

"Mr. Ryan, we can see your zangle."

"His zangle was up."

zangle by afaiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 4, 2010

zangetsu 

Badass sword owned by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. In its shikai form the sword looks kind of like a giant butcher knife. In its bankai form it's a long, black katana. And its persona is that of a scruffy-looking man in black who is TOO BADASS TO ACCURATELY PUT INTO WORDS.

Ichigo... my name is... ZANGETSU!

zangetsu by hanatarou March 17, 2005

Croat Zanel 

Some degenerate weeb and bottom feeder on Polandball Amino.

ASS: Dude I just finished all of Jojo's Bizzare adventure in a week
Gali: God you're such a Croat Zanel

Croat Zanel by Skintopulus July 4, 2020

Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

Zangerdoodle by fool in the face June 21, 2006

Zannelli 

An individual who possesses perfection internally and externally and is perceived to demonstrate the quality of perfection.

It also represents a person who believes in serendipity and is strong, independent and success driven.

Lesley is Zannelli and always will be according to Erick.

Zannelli by LZ91 April 27, 2010