zamboozie

whoever can't fucking turn you on; loser; obligation ; just fake it

Zamboozies are often stick-like men with stick-like instruments

zamboozie by Stephanie SH Kanthadai August 27, 2008

Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

zamboodle

A little and cute but deadly zombie

Person 1: Awww look at that little zamboodle
Person 2: Bitch better run

zamboodle by JohnaxeX December 15, 2017

Zambooki 

A very pleasant mixture of alcohol and coffeethat gets the party started

I drank some ZAMBOOKI last night and when I went to pass out, I just jumped right back up and was ready to start the day!

Zambooki by Some-guys April 12, 2007

zomboobie 

A person who acts like a zombie at the sight or mention of breasts resulting in an uncontrollable appetite for breasts regardless of the size or shape.

Traditionally, zombies, a result of a terminal lethal condition, are the living dead that wonder around aimlessly in their endless search for brains to feed on. In contrast, zomboobies can have their condition reversed by removing stimuli relating to breasts in the immediate environment. However, when the zomboobie has condition has been activated all hell will break loose.

This condition may result in the zomboobie acting like (but definitely not limited too) a boob pirate, engage in boob pillaging and or boob nabbage.

Frank will turn into a zomboobie when he catches site of Heather's ample cleavage.

zomboobie by hantav June 15, 2009

zamboozled 

the sense that you were on the first page of credits in 1000 movies, and then got amnesia, and then watched all of those movies and remembered them all

Zamboozled is the way Facebook makes people feel after they find a bunch of friends they haven't talked to in years.

zamboozled by tandemnation April 10, 2009

zambombie 

n. Synonym for Zamboni, totally legit

Driving a zambombie is inflectious.

zambombie by the polar bear canadiana January 12, 2010