wamboozie

A fierce creature of the northern American plains, but migrations of their kind have been spotted in the Golan Heights of Israel. Their species is between 1 to 2 meters in height, they have sharp dog-like canines and are covered with short or long hair depending upon their location. Their colors change with the seasons for better hunting capabilities. They have been also reported to sing a high tonal language in order to face rape their unsuspecting victims. Wamboozies are related to habablares, and ragfagnaglers. A good deterrant of a wamboozie attacks is a handful of rolly-pollies or a bottle of jack daniels (they love liquor) trading the liquor will get you on the fast track to becoming friends. However, very few people have survived an encounter with a wamboozie. For they are very cantankerous! For the full history of the wamboozie migrations and history see the true and unblemished tales of the wamboozie, written by Turd Ferguson

"Oh, my God watch out I smell and hear a wamboozie!" -recorded on a trip in the woods of the Appalachain Mountains of North Carolina witness and sole survivor Paul Maloney

by concerned outdoorsman April 23, 2005

whamboozeled

Wasted, hammered, tanked, slammed, fucked up, drunk dude.

You and your buddies went out drank way too much and got whamboozeled.

by Just another Floozy October 8, 2009

wahoozie

an exclamation of sarcasm

Oh, wahoozie, I get to clean the bathroom toilet again.

by Chelsea B. November 22, 2004

Waboogie

V. The act of striking someone suddenly and almost unexpectedly, however, the strike was not unwarranted.

Adam had enough of the woman in the wedding dress getting in his face so he had to hit her with a WABOOGIE!!!!! so she would leave him alone.

by OC Quap March 30, 2021

Wamboozle

To be or get overwhelmed by a surprise fluke.

Rob lost all his money to Lucky Law at the poker game. Robs reply was "I dont know he Wamboozled me!"

by Mr Shipsay Johnson September 25, 2009

wamboozler

a waterless marijuana pipe made from a plastic soda bottle that incorporates a large tinfoil bowl and has a side carb

I could not find anything else to smoke out of, so I made a wamboozler from shit laying around the house

by Bill Carson October 23, 2003

womboozler

When a black man with a huge cock thinks that he is fucking an obese prostitute in the vagina, but is actually just having sex with the flab.

(Black dude) : Oh yeah!

(Fat whore) : That one was a womboozler!

by Frankie McFranker April 7, 2006