Zage 

some wrangler-wearing chode packer who is a known fapjockey.

Dudes a flat-out zage, bro, get yo-self checked.

Zage by horofnewbrunswick November 1, 2010

Zagenczyk 

A crazy hot male professor. Typically these people focus on organizational behavior management and have a quirky sense of humor. These charming people are completely unaware of how great they really are.

Hey girl, check out that zagenczyk. I'd totally tap that.

Zagenczyk by A.I.23 February 18, 2011

Zagel 

A super cool bird with guns on its wings and sunglasses. Also a completely valid word in bananagrams.

Person: "Agagaghhhh!! It's a zagel!!!!"
Zagel: "Ka-Kaw"
(The zagel then cocks its gun and shoots, blowing up the planet)

Zagel by OPZagel August 17, 2019

zager 

Zager, from the greek word zaGAR, commonly used to describe a difficult situation in which a drunken australian man is faced with the task of catching a live platypus.

"girl, you're zager" - tyler.

zager by kdoggditty August 2, 2010

zaget 

(vb.) engaging in a three way with two males and a zebra.

me and your dad zageted last night.

zaget by Tits and Da Crüe October 25, 2010

Zager 

To meander aimlessly with a wobbling gait about the vicinity of a superior, while non-verbally gesturing a question with generally no relevance. The act is completed by brushing the superior away with the hands as if to say “never mind”, realizing that his/her reason for approaching the superior was utterly pointless to begin with.

The anxious man often zagers outside of his boss' office until he is sent away

Zager by KCdzNutz July 20, 2011

zagesh 

He is the coolest person because he never judge anybody. Being friends with him is like being in a library. In the world of ladybugs, he's a tiger. Yeah , he's that much better than everyone else. His jaw could cut. He's combination of sweet and sexy. He respect women. He's humble and polite. He's successful man. Every woman is pretty but for him his woman is the prettiest.

Hanging out with zagesh is better than a party with unlimited juice.

zagesh by Sonali Rathod January 12, 2018