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a little fat annoying kid with no life. plays runescape all day and eats chicken all the time. a zgel8 also has rap battles with his dad daily.
Shut the fuck up you zgel8.
zgel8 by xGreenbolt111x June 25, 2010
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Zagel • Zagelism • zaelia • zaelyn • Zamel • Zaelich • zager • zazel • zabell • zael

Zaghlaboot 

A large smoothie made by frozen fruit that serve as a main meal i.e. for breakfast or lunch.
I had Zaghlaboot this morning for my breakfast.
Zaghlaboot by MarsFromEarth January 7, 2012
Smartest, sexiest human being alive. She’s the “playa” of all groups and doesn’t take no for an answer. She’s the real deal.
She’s a Zabell
Zabell by what-is-a.Zabell June 1, 2020
All Zaela's are loving, caring, sweet, and honest. At first they are shy but as time goes on they will open up and have a good laugh with you. They are always there for you and are great role models. They don't think that they are pretty but their as pretty as pretty can get, known for there big brown eyes, and dark curly hair (even though they don't like it most of the time curly). They are great at sports, and don't like to sit around and do nothing. They mean business.
You need a Zaela as a friend, especially in hard times.
Zaela by peanut0421 January 28, 2019
the namesake of an Armenian royalty, Zabel is generally a name given to those of extreme beauty or creativity, and often both. people of this name are known to grow up to be smart, successful and attractive persons, with many good experiences.
usually born between the months of February and July, are good at many things, have some confidence issues, are very modest, and generally very good, nice people.
if you produce someone who is like a Zabel, you have most certainly done a really good job.
"Zabel, your so beautiful"
Zabel by Alfred Pud March 15, 2010
An amazing guy. He is super hilarious. Even though he is always there for you when you need it he rarely gets noticed by his friends and constantly gets used. Even though this happens to him he is so up beat. Fun. Funny. And a super player with the ladies. He's the guy who is constantly pushed to the brother and friend zone. Because of how trust worthy and amazing he is. If you know a zael keep him close.....he's a treasure.
Ughhhh I need someone to talk....to understand ....and make me laugh. I need a zael.
zael by Bambi 5 December 5, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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