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Getting hit by someone on a bike while you are trying to use public transportation.
The other day I was trying to hop on the 96 bus when some lady almost zannied the shit out of me. I opened my mouth to apologize but she said some shit so instead I told her to fuck off
Zannied by Smorgasbord Cornucopia October 24, 2011
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zaanie • zannies • Zaniel • zainie • zanie • zannied • zhanier • zaakierah • Zaander • Zanieah
A term used to describe the used prescription pharmacy drug "Xanax" aka "Alprazolam". This slang word is used when you're about to purchase some in a text message.
Do u got any zanies? I need to sleep lol, I need a goodnights rest.
zanie by WorldWideSlang February 22, 2021
vb. To correct someone's grammar, especially in an instance where incorrect grammar is intentionally used.
Don't zaander me fool, when I say "is you gonna play basketball," I mean, "is you gonna play basketball," not "are you going to play basketball."
Zaander by Mickey's Retaliation April 6, 2007
xanax, a prescription drug used to help symptoms of anxiety and panic disorders. Now days, I think it is more abused than it is taken for panic disorders. It is taken as a pill or crushed and snorted and is often referred to as "zannie bars."
"Dude, I just took 2 zannies at the end of third period and I'm so messed up."
zannies by Janer May 22, 2006
A strong powerful person that is kind to others and doesn’t take advantage of any one
Zainie is generous
Zainie by 786/110 December 27, 2019
A Zaniel is a smart caring and handsome guy he is very attractive around girls and is very friendly and dedicated to make sure his friends are happy
"Omggg did you see Zaniel he looks so sexyy"
Zaniel by HotGirl6999Xx September 16, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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