Russian who always claims to love his country and is extremely patriotic while constantly bitching about the U.S. Yet still lives in the USA
"Aaaarrggghhh, the motherland is so beautiful, better than this polluted nation."
"STFU you fuckin' yurkow! No one gives a shit about what you have to say."
A very uncommon name for a very special young woman. Yurikas are normally the best and brightest. They have great musical talent and normal sing in the alto range. If you need someone to confide in, she's always there. She is the shy, beautiful, girl-next-door type that you never really noticed, but who will be a very important person someday. She also has really soft hair.
In high school:
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Yurika. She's really nice, but so quiet.
15 years later:
Person 1: Who's that? She's beautiful!
Person 2: You really don't know? That's Yurika. She found the cure for cancer/wrote the best book ever/achieved world peace.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!