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when someone says or asks something very dumb.
A cuh let me hold $20... "Yumf"
yumf by r.E.d June 11, 2006
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The form of yes, that Aplha males use.
There really isn't an example, so just replace it with yes. YUMF!!!
Yumf by BIG BOI TRENT March 31, 2020
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yumf is the short meaning of “you ugly mother fucker
someone: “I destroyed your project, sorry
you: yumf I’m gonna slap you!
yumf by s0m3one June 5, 2022
1. To really enjoy the entire experience of a delicious meal or food. 2. When a food or a meal is so yummy that it makes one feel very very happy. 3. When on really enjoys the flavor of a food or meal. 4. To be overtaken by flavor.
I just had the most marvelous burrito for lunch! It was a total yumfuck!" or "Wasn't that casserole a real yumfuck?!" or "Thanks for these delectable brownies. They are yumfucking me!
yumfuck by LanguageEnhancementTeam November 3, 2010
Yumfus is the aroma of arse crack sweat.
After playing with her pet dung beatle, Rab’s hands smelled of yumfus.

Equated only to the smell of the piss and farts of a thousand tramps.
yumfus by Crooky88 August 11, 2018

yumfinity 

Yum- love ; finity- forever ; a big rainbow waterslide intended to go down with a pair of nice titties in each of your hands
Mike and Heidi are down with yumfinity.

Mike can't wait to go on yumfinity with Heidi's peanut butter and jelly in hands.
yumfinity by Slang-o-nomics August 24, 2010
A short word for saying "You using me for dick"
Stop lying, you don't love me, yumfd
Yumfd by Trapppp5492 August 5, 2016
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