She's the greatest bitch you'll ever meet. She's brilliant, nice,
funny, kinda
crazy and she's the sunshine of your day, every day of every weeks of every months of every year. She can be sometimes shy, but when she accepted your soul in her life, you're gonna have a real place in her heart.
Her beauty is better every day, much
like her sharp sense of humour.
When she's got a hangover, she's so
calm that can be very worrying.
Date that evil bitch. Yes, she's evil, she laughs as the Devil himself.
Do it. Or you'll regret it.