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Kira Yoshikage

Someone who is 33 years old; has a house in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, is not married; works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest; doesn't smoke, occasionally drinks; in bed by 11 PM, makes sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what; has a glass of warm milk, does about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, usually has no problems sleeping until morning; Just like a baby, wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning; was told there were no issues at their last check-up; wishes to live a very quiet life; takes care not to trouble themselves with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause them to lose sleep at night; although, if they were to fight they wouldn't lose to anyone (except Josuke Higashikata).
What a Beautiful Duwang! - Kira Yoshikage
Kira Yoshikage by Goldstation June 18, 2019

Yoshikage Kira 

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Person 1: do you know who Kira is
Person 2: yes he says "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Yoshikage Kira by BruhJoe February 14, 2020

My name is Yoshikage Kira 

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Yoshikage Kira 

1. To be33 years old
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
Josuke: "did you hear that explosion?!"
Okuyasu: "yes, I think it was just Yoshikage Kira."
Yoshikage Kira by Sprout Wackey March 11, 2020

Kira Yoshikage

That hand nigga from JoJo's bizarre adventure
I was watching JoJo and Kira Yoshikage really just- breathed like--
Kira Yoshikage by ||JAE|| April 13, 2019
Yashika Is A Beautiful Individual That Creates Haters , She Is Really Smart , Beautiful , Chill , And Learns How To Forget And Forgive ; She Is Independent And Loves Her Life Mess With Her And Her Girls Got Her Back
Whos That ?

Yashika ?
She Got Swag
Yashika by Barbie1998 March 29, 2012
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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