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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Person 1: do you know who Kira is
Person 2: yes he says "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
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The main antagonist in the latter half of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (part 4). He has a hand fetish and he looks like David Bowie and he's a serial killer but hes still a total babe. His stand can turn anything it touches into a bomb and can detonate it with his (I dont know which one) hand. Bitch turn me into a bomb instead.
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An antagonist from Jojo’s Bizarre AdventureIs one of the best characters in this whole series.He has a hand fetish.Has a Stando called KIRA QUEEN which can make bombs. You pronounce it like Yo-shi-kagey Keera. He is also a typical beautiful blond man.
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1. To be33 years old
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
Josuke: "did you hear that explosion?!"
Okuyasu: "yes, I think it was just Yoshikage Kira."
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The antagonist in part 4 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Diamond is Unbreakable/Diamond is Not Crash) He looks like David Bowie but he's a total babe idc if he's a serial killer I would smash him into a wall. Bitch turn me into a bomb instead. Mkk bye. You're welcome for this.
Yoshikage Kira is a fucking babe.
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A person who is 33 years old. Their house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and they're not married. they work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and they get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. They don't smoke, but they occasionally drink. They're in bed by 11 PM, and make sure they get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After they have a glass of warm milk they start doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, they usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, they wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. They were told there were no issues at they're last check-up. Im trying to explain that they are a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. They take care not to trouble themself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause them to lose sleep at night. That is how they deal with society, and they know that is what brings them happiness. Although, if they were to fight they wouldn't lose to anyone.
Person 1: who are you?
Person 2: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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