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your dumb 

The way a moron spells you're dumb which is stupid to say the least.
Some guy: Your dumb
You: *AHEM* WRONG
your dumb by Oy Oy M8 December 19, 2017

shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up 

an easy way to say shut the fuck up you look like an idiot.
you can also use it as an insult.
1. Andrea shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up
2. Emma get your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass back in here

Getting your dumb on 

When someone with at least marginal intelligence chooses to do something completely mindless like watch low quality "reality" television or flip through "US Weekly".
Brother-in-law: "Are you watching Bachelorette?"

Sister-in-law: "It's my one release and the girl is from Charlotte, just like I am."

Wife: "You're getting your dumb on!"

Kill Your Dumb 

phrase used when someone does a stupid,idiotic or retarded action...
Used when someone does something stupid.

Bob : I got her pregnant last nite.
Frank : Kill your dumb...
Kill Your Dumb by D5 January 29, 2003

Your Fat Dumb Ass

Look in the mirror. You.

your_normal._dumb_person 

Fruity person, and nice mutual,
"hey do you know who your_normal._dumb_person is?

"No why would I?"

"😧 Wow you're not fruity then😟 "
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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