Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015

What's Your Name? 

A more polite way of saying "Who the fuck are you?"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Dragon.
Person 1: What an interesting name! Dragon who?
Person 2: Dragon deez nuts across yo face!

What's Your Name? by Ice Crew Germ Other June 6, 2024

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

National get back with your ex if his name's harry Day

July 22nd is "National get back with your ex if his name's harry Day"

a day where if your exes name is harry you must get back with him

"oh dude did you hear its July 22nd"
"what does that mean"
"its National get back with your ex if his name's harry Day of course"

National get back with your ex if his name's harry Day by PeterGriffinFartSmella July 21, 2026

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day 

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face

Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.

If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.

Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off 

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off by Christivn March 27, 2017