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Don't get your honey where you get your money. 

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.
Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

slap your monkey 

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey
slap your monkey by meat_beater February 27, 2015

put your money where your mouth is 

put your money where your mouth is -
to support something that you believe in, especially by giving money
If you are really interested in helping the homeless you should put your money where your mouth is.

run for your money 

Your car might be fast but my car would give you a run for your money
run for your money by ruthlesswat September 1, 2015

your money is no good here 

as you are our guest, everything you get is free
You helped us out, so your money is no good here.

Deep Fry Your Monkey 

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.