Your Llama 

an amusing substute for your mom

X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!

Your Llama by Anna Kathleen December 24, 2005

Go shave your llama 

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

Go shave your llama by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015

I got your llama 

a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.

Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.

I got your llama by Cinna January 5, 2005

And that's when you shave your lama 

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

And that's when you shave your lama by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015

check your lama 

A phrase based off an obscure anagram which was featured in the Jamestown 400 treasure hunt which means to check a certain blog for new clues. For any of the thousands of participants in the hunt, this phrase will result in them dropping all tasks and rushing to the nearest available computer.

Person 1: {check your lama}
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,etc: Aah!!!

check your lama by Robur November 4, 2007