Your Cow 

A substitute for your mom, your dad, or your face, as these are all overused.

Chloe: Hey! What's up?
Evan: Your mom!!!
Chloe: Your dad!!!
Evan: Your face!!!
Brittany: You know what you guys?
Evan and Chloe: What?
Brittany: YOUR COW!!!!!!!!

Your Cow by orangegirl November 22, 2006

your moms cow 

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation

Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow

your moms cow by TheConnorG February 14, 2017

Cow: Your mom edition

A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom

Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition

#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...

Cow: Your mom edition by DatGuyMatthew September 16, 2014

Your Mom Is A Cow 

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.

"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"

Your Mom Is A Cow by Landon Savage Gamer YT December 2, 2020

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

your coworker Bob by mrkia August 6, 2020

Get your head out of your cowboy hat 

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

Get your head out of your cowboy hat by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

national dress up like your coworker by gcage June 14, 2023