your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 06, 2020

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.

Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

by mrkia August 05, 2020

-+*963./8520741

When you're bored and decide to type all the characters in your number pad right to left, top to bottom.

Guy 1: I'm so bored, what do i do?
Guy 2: Have you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm yet?
Guy 1: Of course.
Guy 3: Why don't you try qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp?
Guy 1: Done that a million times.
Guy 4: Why don't you try -+*963./8520741?
Guy 1: Good idea!
Guy 1: But why are there so many people in my house?

by mrkia August 05, 2020