Your Wife 

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?

Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."

Your Wife by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Your wife 

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

Your wife by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Your wife 

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

Your wife by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Your Wife, My Bopper 

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)

Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK

Your Wife, My Bopper by Steve July 21, 2008

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!” 

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!” by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife 

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband by Dude Regular October 24, 2010