youkake 

When you are playing with your junk- finish- and accidentally cum on yourself.

I was laying down in bed and my girlfriend was going down on me- I started cuming and she finished me with her hand but I came so hard i gave myself a youkake!

youkake by jon sanchez May 7, 2009

youkkake 

The act of cumming on your own face, either on purpose or accidentally.

Person #1: Everything was going great, then she decided to jerk me off and I hit myself right in the face with my own cum.

Person #2: I had no idea you enjoyed youkkake.

Person#1: I don't.

youkkake by Mr. Met 1974 March 29, 2010

Youkkake

A solo bukkake. Also known as a selfish creamer, the act entails ejaculating on one’s self more than once in a single session. It has been heavily debated what the minimum number of ejaculations is required, with some arguing that two ejaculations constitute a Dukkake. Also a source of contention is location of the ejaculate, with some arguing that the majority of must land on the face.

“Is that Creamy over there, doin a Youkkake?”
“Oh yeah that’s Creamy.”
“What’s his deal?”
“Yeah don’t even waste your time, Creamy don’t share.”

Youkkake by Creamydontshare January 24, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008