You would like 

To confirm that you would have sex with that individual

Example Dale is speaking to Ellis

Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"

Elis "Yes"

Dale: "You Would like"

Ellis: You know phillip Olivier

Dale: Yes

Ellis:"You would like"

You would like by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like some fries with that salt by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018

would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

would you like one of my kidneys with that? by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Would you like a glass of WATTAA 

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.

"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"

Would you like a glass of WATTAA by Mat Lee May 5, 2007

Would you like some fries with that shake? 

This would be used in a situation where an individual with a good behind is walking in front of you, "shaking" their ass. By asking if they want fries with that, you're asking if they want to have intercourse, where the fry is meant to simbolize a dick.

Vicky: Alright, I'll see you later John.
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?

Would you like some fries with that shake? by Saturn1130 July 24, 2016