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An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.
>>Go to the office Benny!
>>> Fuck you Najera!
>Sock him Benny! YOU WONT!
You wont by Brian May 13, 2004
Words you can keep
To challenge someone with a dare indirectly instead of saying i dare you.

It can also be used to challenge someones standards of themselves.
You: Yo joe, you see that girl over there? You Wont.
Joe: Watch me

Someone spills pepper in their drink
You: You Wont
He/She: No thats gross, Im not drinking pepper
You Wont by SlinkISslab April 2, 2011
used as a dare to make people do stuff and piss them off.
its the best saying ever...but mostly used by remi.
but if you say it to any of us we will all do it cause we are fucking awesome like that.!!
"were gonna dump this bucket on you"
" you wont"
"say i wont"
"YOU WONT"
SPLASHHHH
You Wont by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008
the act of repeating "you wont" when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky
person 1 : man this teacher is pissing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her ass

person 2 : you wont, you wont

person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you

person 2 : you wont trick, you wont
you wont by dddd dj skiizz January 15, 2011

you wont last 30 seconds 

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

You wont do that 

Taunting your friends into doing something they shouldn't.
I'd down a bottle of sambuca to see some boobs right now... "you wont do that"... what? "you wont do that"!!!! Yes i will!!! www.youwontdothat.com is a great example of people doing stuff like this on video
You wont do that by tunit25 March 14, 2010

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS is an example of an insult, and a VERY effective one at that. It effectively forces someone to do something, or else everyone will see that they have no balls, and therefore aren't MEN.
Parent - I will call Child Support if you don't stop this behavior right now. You will most likely be sent into foster care
Child - ... ... ... DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS
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