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you wellin 

It means "your joking!" or "your kidding!". Suggesting that whatever the person said was unrealistic or just stupid.
Trey: I bet I could get a date with Beyoncé.
Mick: You wellin my nigga!

Kevin: Imma blow the school up.
Daiquawn: You wellin bruh!
you wellin by chacha_JOYask February 8, 2014

What are you willing to bet 

When you're basically certain about something.
Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

when you walking 

for those moments when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜
Guy: bruh today i walked
Guy 2: when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

when you walking boi

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED 

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

I'm willing to get closer if you are 

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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