Definitions by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴

car battery 

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

car battery by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

when you walking 

for those moments when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

Guy: bruh today i walked
Guy 2: when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

when you walking boi

when you walking by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ May 4, 2021