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Tits You Know (T.Y.K) 

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.
(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).

Dont get you're tits in a twist 

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist
Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

calm you're tits 

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.
Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

tits on you 

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.
If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
tits on you by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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