A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.
See also: the tits
See also: the tits
by SluttySally December 13, 2011
When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.
by Franco The Carriedo February 15, 2012
Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke
by Open door my drilla May 31, 2021
Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010